β crane's respite - often looks like a corpse submerged motionless in the water β the vale - stands like a statue for hours on end, most likely lost in thought β library/ugly duckling university - his sex ed :(
to do (one day).
β wordlessly schedule a booty call onto someone's calendar β have such mindblowing sex that he makes it rain (literal) in the bedroom β dirty talk in the most deadpan tone of voice possible β on the flip side, erotica book club where he has to read passages out loud β give someone oral and critically analyze the taste of their cum β voyeurism of a couple that leads into a threesome -- something something neutral observer until he's not β someone edge him until he cries -- we love to see a competent man lose control β get into pottery so he can make mini figs of all his cr and give them out as gifts β if he doesn't call someone a cool/tall glass of water then what am i even doing with my life
misc
jk this is a may tdl now
- (correctly) send list of book recs to robin